Ever heard that old Gospel classic, “We are standing on holy ground.” Thank you, Jesus. 

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Why people hate Congress, in one chart

based on data from Wealth, Income, and Power

Update: The Fix has removed the chart, saying it was misleading “(This post initially used a chart that included data that we and others misunderstood. It did not reflect the wealth of Congress, but instead the wealth of the country, described according to numbers of seats in Congress. The Fix regrets the error.)” Hat tip to Jessica Binsch for the update.

What’s more hilarious: This Christmas card mug shot gone terribly wrong, or the fact that while these gomers were shoplifting in their local grocery store, their vehicle was getting jacked outside?

What’s that about Karma? Something about some chick I wouldn’t want to date, right?

REAL CAPTION: Astronaut Neil Armstrong (L) receives the Congressional Gold Medal from Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) during a ceremony in the Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol on November 16, 2011 in Washington, D.C. Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

PREFERRED CAPTION: “Damn! Captain Moonwalk just told me what he wore in that spacesuit. Woof!” 

Santa Claus had it right, folks. Visit certain people just once a year. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

The worst part about Christmas shopping is that you have to see all the crap that so much better than what you already have. Happy Holidays. 

Enjoy the sales today… if you dare!